Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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