What a fucking waste of an outfit
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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