I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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