so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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