I love black thongs
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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