I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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