He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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