Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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