if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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