Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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