summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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