The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
