My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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