She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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