Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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