You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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