There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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