That's intense
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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