your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
tell me about the fingering
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