is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
