Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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