words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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