"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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