Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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