carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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