is your mom at the bar?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm both gender and math confused
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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