Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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