Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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