shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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