S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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