was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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