I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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