Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Dick very happy bro
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