So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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