What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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