It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Randomize
