I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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