Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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