I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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