That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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