But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
In America we eat man semen.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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