I don't think brook has ever known best
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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