I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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