I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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