it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
How external is "for external use only"?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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