She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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