Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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