Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just want to make out with him forever
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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