you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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