He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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