Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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