I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I forget how to act sober
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