No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize