Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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