You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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