I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I'm really busy with my period
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