The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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