They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
