He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Found the puke drawer
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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